People piss me off.
I hate it when people come over my house.
I am: Happy. Sad. A good friend. Adventurous. Shy. Confident. Procrastinating. A male. Bored. Anxious. Clumsy. Sociable. Always punctual. Selfish. Funny. A female. Sarcastic. Insecure. Articulate. Loud. Kind. Even tempered. Honest. Short. Tall. Medium height. Loving. Witty. Down to earth. Outspoken. Determined. High maintenance. Assertive. Organized. Selfless. I have: Brown hair. Blue eyes....
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clair who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of the sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny, sucked dry by a leech. G is for George, smothered under a rug. H is for Hector, done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in the lake. J is for James who took lye, by mistake. K is for Kate who...